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Law School for Dummies

The more I can analogize law school concepts into simplistic ones, the better.

Federal Question Jurisdiction  = an ice cream sundae…

Well-Pleaded Complaint = Flavor

Centrality Requirement = Hot fudge, whipped cream and oreo bits

Basically, if I want to be able to eat my sundae, I need to make sure that I have cookie dough ice cream with the proper toppings… If I don’t have the right ice cream flavor to put my toppings on then I’m sending that bitch back for someone else to eat…

I should have started analogizing with food a long time ago…. would have made everything easier.

Here’s to healthy living… And I’ll drink to that!!

Here’s to healthy living… And I’ll drink to that!!

Glad to see somethings never change… *facepalm

F*ck Ya!!!

F*ck Ya!!!

Assimilation complete

I really just told my kids “You get what you get and you can’t throw a fit” … Lord help me I’ve become my 2nd grade teacher

Fuck it all…

Fuck the LSAT, Fuck Law School… FUCK IT ALL…. SO OVER IT ALREADY!!!!!

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So how am I suppose to study if you’re sleeping on my back pack…

Price you pay for studying at a cat cafe I suppose…

So how am I suppose to study if you’re sleeping on my back pack…

Price you pay for studying at a cat cafe I suppose…

SOFA KING difficult to find the motivation to study… 9.5 practice tests down

One of the perks of my job is getting to give names to my kids. Don’t ask me why but I enjoy it.

Well today, I have this new student who barely speaks a lick of English. She has an English name, Sally, that she doesn’t like and pretty much refuses to write. So I took it upon myself to help her find a name she likes. The above picture indicates ATTEMPT 2 at determining a name. 

Needless to say, it’s been a disaster. The last attempt we went through 50 plus names and today we went through 60 plus names. Now I understand why parents pick names when their children are babies… Because babies can’t say no… 

So in summation, if this girl doesn’t determine a name she likes soon… I’M GOING TO CUT HER…

One of the perks of my job is getting to give names to my kids. Don’t ask me why but I enjoy it.

Well today, I have this new student who barely speaks a lick of English. She has an English name, Sally, that she doesn’t like and pretty much refuses to write. So I took it upon myself to help her find a name she likes. The above picture indicates ATTEMPT 2 at determining a name.

Needless to say, it’s been a disaster. The last attempt we went through 50 plus names and today we went through 60 plus names. Now I understand why parents pick names when their children are babies… Because babies can’t say no…

So in summation, if this girl doesn’t determine a name she likes soon… I’M GOING TO CUT HER…

First full LSAT prep test. Definitely needs some work. One month and counting…